John Hemphill

Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won’t do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won’t follow orders. Heylia’s out to handle a few things. The Amber…

Bartlet must deal with the possiblity of a nuclear explosion in California, Kate is keeping a careful watch on the election in Kazakhstan and China’s response, Will is acting as…

Matt Amsterdam is tired of being just a kid, while his siblings have all the fun. So one night decides to go up to the attic to sleep. When he…

Johnny suspects that Ted’s mom is attracted to him, while Moira can’t resist getting involved in a local musical production.

Singles Week gets underway just as Jocelyn’s baby arrives, and Patrick takes his relationship with David to the next level.

David tries to reconcile with Patrick. Moira pitches a singles event at Town Hall while Johnny buys Stevie a gift for her help at the motel.

David and Patrick host an open mic night; Johnny and Stevie start rebranding the hotel.

Moira prepares for her headline debut at the annual Schitt’s Creek Asbestos Fest, while David deals with a group of loitering teens in the apothecary.

Johnny and Moira struggle to find a place for their family portrait. David hosts a ’soft launch’ of his new store.

Johnny tries to avoid the spread of lice in the motel. Moira tries to get out of having a flower garden named after her.

David’s photographer ex-boyfriend arrives in town to do a photo series on Moira. Johnny and Roland suspect that Bob is cheating at poker.

David plans a new business venture, while Alexis adjusts to her first day at school.

Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel and David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.

Johnny struggles to find a new purpose, while Moira must confront the harsh realities of local politics.

Johnny gets thrown into the raw milk business. Moira tries to connect with the townspeople. David gives style advice.

Johnny considers running for town council. David and Stevie look for love. Alexis copes with being single.

Moira tries to beautify the town. David misuses the company credit card. A grooming misstep forces Alexis and Mutt to question their relationship.

Johnny talks himself into an unlikely business partnership with Bob. David gets an interview at a woman’s clothing store, while Moira reluctantly cares for an ailing Alexis.

Moira attempts to join the town’s a cappella group. Alexis enjoys the heady first days of her latest relationship. And Johnny helps out at Bob’s Garage despite himself.

Moira decides to cook dinner with the help of David. Johnny scopes out an office for his consulting business. And Alexis finally comes clean with Ted about their engagement.

Johnny reluctantly agrees to speak at the funeral of a local man he doesn’t really know. Alexis struggles with her new boyfriend’s love of animals.

Moira and David try to earn money by selling cosmetics to the locals, while Johnny heads to Elmdale in hopes of collecting unemployment insurance.

Following an incident where David is unable to kill an insect in his room, Stevie, as a joke, invites David along on Roland’s annual turkey shoot.

Looking for privacy, Johnny and Moira take the Mayor up on his offer of using his cabin for a night, while Alexis and David use the opportunity to throw a…

Johnny tries to get a potentially offensive town sign taken down, while David is faced with the frightening task of finding a job.

The residents are on their own with the dreaded night shifts while the attendings go out to play to celebrate Derek’s grant for his clinical trial.

The Boston Marathon turns into a crime scene when a shooter begins targeting runners. Racing to catch the killer before another shooting, Jane and Maura must conduct their investigation in…