Dan Tullis Jr.

Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud’s visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

Al’s friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg’s mother.

Bud has until 5:00 PM to finish the video, but Kelly keeps having fights with the other person in the video. Meanwhile, Peggy and Marcy think Al and Jefferson can’t…

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy’s boss, a big collector of classic cars.

An old friend of Peggy’s comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson’s practical jokes.

Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan’s partner.

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve’s bank to start a shoe hotline.

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ””NO MA’AM.””

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find…

Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ””No Ma’am”” seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.

Al turns the store into a man’s shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA’AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

Al’s organization, NO MA’AM, leads a strike when Al’s favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.