Andy Kindler

When Ray’s ”free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and…

Ray discovers, after many years, that the autographed Mickey Mantle ball he got as a kid from his father isn’t authentic. Feeling hurt by the fact that his father was…

Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the…

After Debra reads a newspaper article about people who enjoy being at work more than being at home, she convinces Ray to set up an office in their house.

Ray, feeling guilty about only getting his dad a card for his 65th birthday, makes up for it by buying him a fancy and expensive aquarium just like the one…

When Marie crashes and ruins her Tupperware party, Debra decides that she’s had just about enough of her mother-in-law’s constant interference. She takes pen to paper and writes a letter…

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he’s willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true. Ray has tried…

When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how ”easy it can be” to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. After he quickly runs out…

When six-foot-tall Raymond discovers that he’s shrunk a quarter of an inch, the resultant midlife crisis grows until it stretches into ”an end-of-life crisis.” So, before he gets put six…

After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time to the very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He’s about…

Fed up with his wife’s constant lateness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to the ESPY Awards. While Debra seethes over Ray’s actions, Marie and Amy get…

It has always been Raymond’s life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece…

Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so they can land a prime spot…

Debra complains to Raymond about leaving things around the house. Later on, when Raymond receives a personal letter from his idol, Muhammad Ali, he remembers what Debra told him, so…

Ray and Debra renew their wedding vows after they find out that Ray accidentally taped over their wedding with the 1991 Super Bowl.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can’t believe it when he samples Debra’s braciole. Even though her past attempts…

Ray’s attempts to alleviate Debra’s PMS moodiness only make her more irritable. When Ray witnesses Debra’s hypersensitive mood and generally annoyed reaction to everything he says and does, he checks…

Ray gets sneezed on at the airport and he fears he might have caught something so Debra tries to take care of him but Marie takes over.

When Ray doesn’t react to Debra’s choking everyone makes fun of him so he tries to be more attentive in relative situations.

Marie and Debra set up Amy with Gianni to get Robert jealous so he’ll want to get back together with Amy but their plan backfires when Amy and Gianni hit…

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn’t want to stay home alone. What should have been a…

Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can’t believe his luck – and good fortune when as a…

Raymond’s friend Andy tells him that Jerry Musso, a radio talk show host, hates him. While Raymond is in shock over this, Robert enjoys seeing him fall over like this…

Ray hosts a lame bachelor party for Robert and is shamed by Debra, Marie and Amy into throwing him another one at the lodge, which is attended by Amy’s father…

Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.

The Russo family’s lives might be in jeopardy when a secret government suspects that they’re wizards.

Alex quits her wizard training after she decides there will never be enough time to regain her status and compete for the title of family wizard. However, she is shocked…

Alex is given an award for saving the world from Gorog, and thus reinstated into the family wizard competition. Celebrity Chase Riprock visits the lair to congratulate Alex, and the…

During a dinner that Alex made for the family, Headmaster Crumbs visits to reveal that with this selfless act, the Russo children can finally have their family wizard competition.

Justin is taking his Monster Hunting Course and finds out that Juliet and her vampire family are the monsters he has been looking for!

Justin is summoned to track down a scary mummy as part of his monster hunting duties. He and Juliet set off to the museum to track the monster, but things…

While the Barones prepare for a friend’s wedding, Ray kiddingly asks Debra, ”Why did you marry me?” When she hesitates, he flashes back to the not-so-magical night 10 years before…

After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren’t in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.”…

After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.

Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town, after she convinces him to join in a plot for revenge. Meanwhile, the kids attend a lavish ”Gatsby”-themed birthday party, and…

When Louise’s extensive Burobu card collection gets confiscated at school, she devises a tricky plan to get them back. Meanwhile, Bob must give a eulogy for an old acquaintance, despite…

After forgetting Bob’s birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. In order to plan the party though, Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with…

When a new playground game is introduced, the school’s social hierarchy is turned upside-down and Gene disapproves. Meanwhile, Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all…

Linda hopes to add some extra cheer around the neighborhood by hosting a party at the restaurant.

When Tina learns that the aquarium is in danger of closing, the Belcher children devise a scheme to keep it running. Meanwhile, Bob realizes that he could learn a thing…

Louise is put in a sticky situation when she must defend one of her biggest foes at Wagstaff during a mock-trial. Meanwhile, Bob works with Jimmy Pesto to out a…

When Dottie Minerva comes down with a bad case of mono, Tina gets her shot as soloist of the Hormone-iums. But as she rehearses for the big assembly, Tina realizes…

When Gene overhears talk about a mystical creature that lives nearby, he leads the Belcher kids and their friends on a journey to find it. Meanwhile, Linda’s competitive nature takes…

The Belchers are ready for an amazing Halloween! Louise reveals that she has never been scared before and the family sets out to visit a spooky haunted house. When trouble…

Bob notices that he has started to lose his hair. In a wave of nostalgia, Linda reminisces about Bob’s mustache and how it made her fall for him years ago….

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel! After approaching Fischoeder, the tenants find out that they will have to compete in…

Gayle arrives at Bob’s Burgers in tears because her date for the evening was cancelled and she had theater tickets. Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded,…

Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior’s class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after…

Who runs the halls? Tina! When Tina is up for a hall monitor promotion, she’s determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job.

Bob enters a burger-tasting contest, only to discover that his distinguishing ingredient is missing! To help out their dad, the kids go on a mission to find the ever-so-important black…

Teddy’s health is a cause for concern. So he and Bob attend a bootcamp. The kids come up with a new sport to play in the walk-in refrigerator.

Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf. Meanwhile, Tina protests the destruction of the wharf’s…

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic. Needless to say her “predictions” irk Bob…

Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. Then, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act…

Tina, Gene and Louise are filled with the Halloween spirit and head out with their friends for a candy-fueled adventure. However, things take a turn for the worse, when the…

Bob’s hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to…

After the town’s annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in…

Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician’s while the restaurant is being de-molded. Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female…

When Bob’s eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria, wants to take over…

Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous.

It’s Bob vs. the city art council when Linda’s sister displays her work at Bob’s Burgers.

Linda hosts a bed and breakfast, but her guests aren’t as grateful as she would like. Things take a turn for the worse when Louise’s room is rented to Teddy.

Tina is desperate to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. But after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob takes a second job as a late-night cab driver…

Linda and the kids stage a murder mystery that doesn’t go as planned.

Tina develops a crush on her martial arts instructor.

A health inspector’s visit coincides with Bob’s efforts to bring in customers.